"New Moon" = bad

So I got about halfway through writing a "review" of the new Twilight film before realizing I could just make a list of the negative points of the film and save myself a lot of time. Here goes (in no particular order):

1: Objectification of men and women (to put it lightly.)

2: Disrespect of parents.

3: A complete moral void and obsession with the temporal world (The Pope agrees with me here, so I obviously can't be wrong.)

4: Poor hygiene habits. Bella stares out the window for three months watching the seasons pass without once changing her clothes. Gross.

5: Bestiality (to be painfully obvious, I mean, werewolves, really!?)

6: The awful dialogue. It's impossible to put into words how painfully amusing it was to listen to.

7: Semi-endorsement of suicide for angsty teenagers who lose their favorite vampire paramour.

8: Cut-off jean shorts. I'm surprised Fashionaticus (god of fashion) did not smite the producers for this travesty.

I may add to this later.

Nevertheless, this is not to say I would not see the film again with the right people. The dialogue itself is a laugh and a half.

Also, Edward's vampire sister Alice is HOT.