For your friend who speaks with an affected accent, name drops top shelf liquor, and irons his underwear. $6.75 from Amazon.
Wobble cognac glasses: their shape "increases the pleasure, deep color, and movement of the liquid." $60 from MOMA (The New York Museum of Modern Art for all who art confused.)
This Maine-based ETSY store fragrance is not for every man, the site warns. "Elegance, strength, and charisma describe the fragrance of this eau de toilette" that they describe as a Marlon Brando scent. The cost of ultra-charismatic manliness? $68 Just to get you in the mood for our White Elephant Wednesday :)
White Elephant is on. If the object is squishy and wrapped in old issues of the Collegian, you just may want to AVOID IT. ;)
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