Tuesday, December 22, 2009

Our debt to the Jews (for example, myself)


While wandering around the internet in a fit of post-school boredom, I stumbled across an amazing fact! Yes, Jesus of Nazareth (or rather, Ἰησοῦς Χριστός) is Jewish! He is usually celebrated on Christmas day (December 25th).



Also Jewish: Abraham, King David, the twelve apostles, Josephus, Spinoza, Freud, Marx, Einstein, Bob Dylan, Steven Spielberg, Woody Allen, Natalie Portman, the Berinstein Bears, and every funny person ever.

Sorry, Garrett.
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7 comments:

  1. GWRDecember 23, 2009 at 1:12 AM

    "He is usually celebrated on Christmas day (December 25th)."
    What about Easter? Is there not enough capitalism in that holiday for you, Jew?

    And shouldn't we be celebrating Jesus every day, anyways?

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  2. GWRDecember 23, 2009 at 5:14 PM

    I'd also like to note that Spinoza, though born in Portugal and (apparently) Jewish, did most of his greatest work in Holland and is considered by many to be a Dutch philosopher.

    Also, bears can't have a religion. That's absurd.

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  3. Forrest of the Frozen NorthDecember 23, 2009 at 5:46 PM

    Harrison Ford is a like a quarter Jewish. Indiana Jones. So there.
    Also Scarlett Johanson.

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  4. MariekeDecember 24, 2009 at 9:54 AM

    so are zac efron and ashley tisdale. what a debt we owe to you and your people blank!

    also, not to bring up painful history, but wasn't hitler partly jewish too?

    :[

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  5. BlankDecember 26, 2009 at 2:54 AM

    Urban legend.

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  6. EvanDecember 26, 2009 at 4:23 PM

    Walt Disney's hatred of the Jews fueled some of the greatest animated films of all time. Yet another thing to for which to thank them.

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  7. GWRDecember 28, 2009 at 12:59 AM

    I knew there was a reason all those Walt Disney witches always had big noses...

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