In the last two days, I have had two (2) post-apocalyptic dreams that take place in the near future. That's one dream of chaos-to-come per night. One involved zombies, one involved me being a gay man and riding a pteradactyl with Adam Lambert to escape some unknown catastrophe.
Probably prophetic.
So I propose a meet-up/survival plan. I mean, if I'm going to be running from the four horsemen of the apocalypse, rabid zombies, or bazooka-toting cannibals anytime soon, I think I want it to be with you guys.
I'm not sure where the best meet-up spot is, but I'll bring bagels, toenail clippers (to maintain morale; also, a more effective weapon than you might expect), three copies of Alice in Wonderland, and knowledge of how to extract clean drinking water from dirt.
Let's organize before They rise.
I think we should make the trek to Evan's house, which from what I can tell, is basically an armory.
ReplyDeleteThere are certain advantages to an apocalypse. For instance, this.
I think we are all screwed in the first case, I agree with Blank in the second. I may be able to obtain some automatic weapons, or a squad car, or both. Also a snowmobile. Everyone should bring blunt objects and tasty canned food, etc.
ReplyDelete1: There's also this fantastic warehouse I know of/have keys to on the sketchy side of Dayton. It's protected on two sides by the highway, and on a third by the railroad, and has a chain-link face all around it. Plus, unlike Evan's house, it's close enough to a major city we will probably still be able to find food.
ReplyDelete2: Michael, this is a serious discussion. Unless we find a safehouse none of us will be sleeping with Emma Stone (though I don't know why you'd want to, she's unattractive and talks like a man).
I'll bring twinkies. Also some knitting needles to make us warm things and also to serve as "crafty" killing machines.
ReplyDeletehah.
haha.