We're having a roller derby party asap.

Possible Derby Girl Names:

-Winston Hurthill

-Grewcock Woundin'

-Penny Scarrin'

-Margaret Scratcher (Maria's idea)

-Kappa Kappa Slamma

-The Collision (obviously)

-Cleosmacktra (I call this one)

-Drew Scarrymore

-Bettie Bop/Rage

-Aristhrottle

-Shocker Mercy (Walker Percy; maria)

-Little Debbie Smacks

-Rosa Sparks

-Toastapart (maria)

-Cry Omega (marieke)

-Flogga' Steve

-Brittany Tears (maria)

-Shaker Oatmeal

-Smelliot Kaiser

-Ma-screama Rams

-Marieke Thunderfart

-Tearin' Sabertooth

-Ballbreaker Woodtough

-Captain Slammit

-Tremble

-Crash Ketchup

-Mz. Grizzle (Maria may have claimed this one)

-RadioDread

-Hateful Dread

-Princess Flaya'

-Willa Smasher

-Princess Leech

-Tegan and Scare-a

-Hakuna Maslaughta'

-Poca-hauntya

-Snow Blight/Fright/Fight

-Aphrofightie

Add ideas as they come to you.